Sex Advice from a 98-Year-Old Woman: "His ding-dong was very small. So he went for an operation and they made it bigger!"

I promise your day will be greatly enhanced by reading this nonagenarian's take on life - just like her second husband's "ding dong"!

The interview appeared in Esquire but is actually ,"from writer (The Every Boy) and Oscar-nominated filmmaker (Murderball) Dana Adam Shapiro�s You Can Be Right (Or You Can Be Married) collection of interviews with divorcees. Now out in paperback.


It was hard to pick, but I think my favorite part of the whole piece is this - 

Question: What made [your third marriage] so good?

Answer: "First of all, you have to be sexually compatible. That�s very important. If anyone tells you different, they�re nuts. And he was extravagant; he liked living the way I did. We used to dance, which I love to do. We used to drink, have a few cocktails. And he had a lot of friends. I met them all. They were all cheaters. Most men are cheaters�you know that, don�t you? I could meet a cheater tomorrow if I wanted to. But I�ve had enough men. I�m 98 years old, what the hell do I want a man for? What can I give him? What can he give me? Nothing"



Happy Hump Day from 98-year-old Pauline and me!